help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
(Source: puppybastard, via fsufeministalumna)
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
- *Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*
- Teacher:No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.
- Me:I know a few words in latin
- Teacher:That would be?
- Me:exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
- Teacher:What about hello?
- Me:What no i dont know how
- Teacher:Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
mumford & sons basically play dubstep music but instead of waiting for the bass drop you spend the whole song just waiting for the inevitable frenzied banjo strumming